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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

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midnitesurprise:

greet the morning

midnitesurprise:

greet the morning

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  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

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artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

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harlequinnade:

Mat Fraser is a gift (x)

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tyleroakley:

"MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON, THREE"

abrokenwristandabigtrapeze:

500% done with everything and everyone

thartwell:

Stree—ah no wait fuck shit

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kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

kaijutegu:

butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.

I hate it when spaghetti falls out of my pocket and gets all over the floor.

(Source: pumpkinchemicals, via littledovesansaa)

oonachaplins:

*straight tv character who’s just found out their multisexual partner had a relationship with an aquaintance of the same gender voice* you LIED to me

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